The rain was pouring down upon us in Cancun, so we ran as drops pelted us into our desired stop at Bubba Gumps for crab legs. I love crab legs. Just so you know… Bubba Gumps does not have crab legs. I was having a craving for crab legs! Instead I got a very expensive glass of Margarita that was on 50% off. It was a good Margarita but when the bill arrived it was not 50% off. But, they were going to give me a lovely jar glass to take home in my carry-on luggage. I didn’t want the glass. I wanted my 50% off. I can be a bit of a bbb… brat…. so when I told the waiter that if he didn’t get me the 50% off he sold me then he could pay for it out of his tip and keep the cute “collector” glass. Somehow he was now able to get me a discount.